Keys to the House....

We took the keys to the house once the money was paid over to the sellers, we didn't get the phone call until around 15:00pm so I took a drive up to the town and picked the keys up, if you can call them keys, one back door key is broken, the front door key is faulty and none of the window keys fit any windows.
But to no avail, I have arranged for new windows and doors to be fitted, as soon as possible.
Tomorrow we fit an alarm, not that there is anything to pinch, but we don't want the copper pipes to go missing do we.