Carrot Top's Second Act?

I'm in the airport at Stockholm, and I'm really hoping this isn't Carrot Top, but instead some famous Swedish rockstar. It looks like Carrot Top, though. And if I've learned anything in life...

It's not like I'm going to eve be buying Absolut vodka again after last night's sad ice-bar tourism.

Nonetheless. if you Google "Carrot top Absolut Vodka", you'll be taken to the following Carrot Top cocktail: drink this at your own risk.