See !! See ..... Beach and no rain ...

6.33 leave Stratford upon Avon...
11.03 arrive in Newquay Cornwall with one breakfast stop and then one more wee stop a little while later ... Rained ALL THE BLOODY WAY...
Tents up in dry weather .. No sooner than tent up then the rain resumed ... 3 hours spent in water flumes (kids not mothers) .. Bad mother award going to wiggy as non swimmer tries his hand at a rapid something or other ... Bad mother was stuffing her face with chocolate wafers ... lifeguard lectures .. Tits and I pretend we are not with her ...
Battery flat on my car .... Delays in getting my chips ... ( thus making me furious) Mr W talks Tits McGee and I through the jump lead game .. Car works ... Go to Fistral beach... Blazing sunshine ... Everyone gets wet .. Go to McDonalds .. Eat lots ... Leave sand for the staff to enjoy ... Tent .... A litre of baileys Irish cream ... Done ....

PS.. I hope to god Tits McGee sleeps tonight as she's horrid if she has not slept well.HORRID. Hear my tone.