To Bean Or Not To Bean ... *

To bean, or not to bean, that is the question -
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mouth to savour
The Sweets and Marshmallows and more Outrageous Flavours,
Or to Resist a Bowl of Tempting Troubles,
And by opposing eat them? To diet, to splurge -
No more: And by a diet, to say we end
The Heartburn and the thousand Extra calories
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consumption
Devoutly to be wished. To diet, to splurge,
To splurge, perchance to Gorge; Aye, there's the rub ...



* With many thanks to Tim Banks for the title!