EXPERTS AT WORK

Ooops . . . now I am no sailor, but these two attracted a large crowd on the seafront his morning. They were trying to launch this fishing boat . . . well, even I know that you need some seawater for it to float !

I would guess that the driver did not want to get his vehicle wet, but this craft was well and truly stuck in the sand. They unhooked the trailer and attempted to get the boat back on it – hence, if you look closely, the trailer end is heading for the sky. All the gear and no idea. Happy days !

The UK Government have announced this week that they are giving the elderly free financial savings advice, based on their age. Apparently they know exactly when we are going to die – hence there would be no point in taking out a five year savings bond if the embedded microchip in us all suggested that we only had two years to live. I am a little worried – the website would not let me renew my car tax for 12 months, only for 6 months. What do they know that I do not ? Any help gratefully received . . . hehe . . .