Live your life...

...by shoving your face full of chips, pizzas, hotdogs and Coke.

This is the FUE 'cafeteria' which is a one way ticket to cholesterol heaven. Luckily, I spotted a corn-on-the-cob the other day and so order one of those every day to keep the hunger at bay.

I am still experiencing mild celebrity status at the university and there is rather a lot of staring, pointing, and (if I'm unlucky) approaching in order to talk to me when I go to get my lunch. It's a bit of a pain in the arse really, but harmless enough, and every now and again a stunning Egyptian princess decides it's time to introduce herself, so it's not all bad.