I had to lie on the floor to take this.

I'll not mention the odd positions I had to get in for my three yearly mammogram.
I crossed it out to save embarrassment.
Some parts of the NHS work better than clockwork. An appointment for 9.46am precisely and I was on the street by 9.45. (with clothes on - work that one out)
A very lovely nurse made the whole undignified experience bearable (bareable?)
I think she used to be a grill chef.

Happy Easter!