That's a meal deal!

Tip no.1: don't eat & drive, especially at night

Picked up a pizza.
Placed a slice on a menu card - as a traveller on my way home.
Drive off...
Huntsman spider walks along windscreen - realise it's on the inside.
Quickly pullover...Take shoe off...Frenzied battle...

Gone
Until, I finish the slice of pizza.
Surprise