Can't believe I paid to use this torture chair!

My travel papers for my flight home never mentioned it would be via Australia – Melbourne – but before leaving Auckland I had a so called massage in a large black chair beside an escalator. Once in it never to escape it seemed, the 6 minutes were an eternity, for my legs were clamped tight as very strong nodules worked their way down my neck and back – another pumped me unceremoniously in the bum and it really was quite uncomfortable. Think I may have lost a bit of weight over the past 6 months! After 3 hours to Australia there is to be a long long 14 hour flight to Dubai.