Selfie - blunt

Don't panic - just me on my hobby horse.

Anyone can do normal, average, pretty, pleasing. I want to do different, radical, in your face, make the viewer look twice - maybe ask a question.

So out comes the turkey foil and I stagger around the kitchen, shirtless and completely blind. This isn't as easy as it should be. Mrs W rolls her eyes and leaves me to it.

Oh well - it passes the time.