Maximuscle my arse

You'll have to come up with more than maximuscle to move Mickey-Joe out of the way.

His track record includes:

- Kilbarrack Inter Primary School Bareknuckle Boxing Champion 1975-1981
- Golden Headbutt Trophy, Mountjoy 1991
- Box the Bouncer Award, the Towers Pub, Ballymun 1996
- Pitbull Breeder of the Year, Artane 2001
- Subcontractor of the Month, Halliburton, Basrah, Iraq, March 2008