I'm not a _________, but

I'm not a racist/bigot/Tory/Daily Mail reader, but....... And you know that what follows will actually prove that they are in fact a racist/bigot/Tory/Daily Mail reader (or all 4) .

And always tricky to argue back when the person is a relative. But I think we got our points over.

Other than that, the sun shone and it was a lovely day.