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Today we are spending the night at the Glastonbury Travelodge en route to visit my mother in Clevedon. We had a walk around the town, which seemed to be mainly magick (correct spelling?) and mystical shops in various formats. It was all quite fascinating to an over 65 accountant, what a weird world we live in!

Anyway, as you would expect, I always look at the post cards in shop windows and amongst the tarot readings and Chakra something-or-other, was this notice. I was uncertain whether it was the ironer advertising her services or it was the gentleman looking for an ironer. My wife explained everything for me. With the lack of knowledge I have on the rates for topless ironers, I would think if you can get anyone to do your ironing for £5 per hour you were on to a good thing, irrespective of their clothing. This is below the Statutory Minimum Wage, scandalous.

I now realise..... it is the man who will do the ironing and charge the £5! No, maybe not. Maybe I will have to ring and find out.