This is what you get...

for not giving Alfred Dog the entire contents of the tupperware container of chicken chunks (four big chicken breasts in total) for his lunchtime snack! He deserves an Oscar for his performance of the most under-fed, neglected, unloved pooch ever to have walked the earth! :-)


Woof! Well what do you expect? I mean I SAW it with my own eyes! A massive tub of chicken.... And what do I get? Seven, SEVEN little chunks, cleverly shredded by Bluebellsea in an attempt to make it look like more! Now listen here humans: I DON'T CARE if I get a little 'big' for my breed. If you'd kindly stop giving it the 'we have to keep you at a healthy weight, especially considering your dodgy back' excuse and satisfy my cravings NOW, it would be much appreciated! Woof!
Alfred (hungry, uncared for, deprived.... ) Dog! :-)