Not for the tooth fairy.

After second, third and fourth thoughts, I decided not to blip the actual tooth as this would be too gross.

So here it is, discreetly hidden in tin foil, made gold so that you can unserstand how expensive it is.

Why dentists go to so much trouble to make the new teeth look old, grotty and natural looking, I don’t know. I would have much preferred a ridiculously clean white one, but I wasn’t consulted.

Anyway, it came unstuck, I have a painful abcess where it used to be and I have to go back to tooth witch tomorrow, with my little package.