One Green Bottle

Now we all know the song, "there are 99 green bottles hanging on the wall. There are 99 green bottles hanging on the wall, but if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'll be 98 green bottles on the wall.

I think it needs updating.

There are 99 green bottles lying in a ditch. There are 99 green bottles lying in a ditch, and if one green bottle should get picked, then the environment will be all, the better for'it!