Head Cold splits my personality

When I saw this I thought 'you look like I feel'. and I really dislike that saying.. anyhow when I get the flu virus, (which is rare) I lose all sense of compassion and love, I am selfish in the extreme, driving home this evening in the torrential rain I felt like the toad needing to hide under the rock or the solitary crab wanting to plummet to the bottom of the ocean... But still somewhere.. I hope.. with the faintest voice sings that tiny bluebird in my heart....

aaargh !! What a load of shite, pass me the whisky...