My Only Weakness Is A List Of Crimes

Went to B&Q this afternoon, found some bargain bucket gloves which will be perfect for the mammoth garden clearance required. Stopped to look at loads of other things and shoved them in my back pocket while I shopped, wasn't till I got home that I realised they were still hanging out of my arse pocket, Mozza style. Hey ho.


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