"don't leave me to remain in the waiting room"

Another day another physio appointment. My back is getting better. The waiting room of the hospital is great though for people watching. The tv was playing some mindless bullshit chat show about some woman feeding another woman's baby cocaine. The two grannies in the chair were glued to the set but couldn't see it for shit. Look how they are straining. The other guy just stayed on his phone for the whole time I was there, about 15 minutes and he didn't look up once until his name was called. He missed the cocaine tv baby & straining grannies.