Prosecute me!

and me! and me! and me! and me!

Gang of good-for-nothing pigeons exploiting a blatant loophole in the Litter Pollution Act 1997.
They are happily dropping droppings in the knowledge that if prosecuted they could get a fine of zero punts.

Except for Flappy-club-foot. He paid the EURO125 on the spot fine. With his Ryanair Visa Card. Even by pigeon standards, he cannot be described as bright...


I mean, who in their right mind would get a Ryanair credit card?????

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with rock.
And roll