Swine flu

This would be a self portrait if there weren't so many warning messages stuck to the mirror in the ladies. I don't feel I need instructions on how to clean my hands or use a handkerchief and suspect that anyone who does need them ain't going to bother to read the signs. (I am in training to become a grumpy old woman).

Mind you, if I was in a bus and someone sneezed faintly luminous greeny-blue froth like the woman in the picture I'd probably look just as horrified as the bystanders.