Tea n toast

I've had a stomach ache just about every day for the last three years.

Using the power of google I've creatively diagnosed myself with all kinds of nasty life-threatening illnesses. Which is always handy at 3am.

Today a nice bloke stuck a camera down my neck to check. I have photos of my duodenum to prove it. Clean as a whistle... Not a pea or a kernel of sweetcorn to be seen. More importantly, it looks fine. So the answer, apparently, is more drugs and if more doesn't do the trick, different drugs. Yay.

Anyway, I had to fast, so by 1pm I was RAVENOUS.

Tea n toast did the trick & then I came home & took to my bed & dozed. On a Friday too! Brilliant.