in a pickle

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Greylag Goose


W waves at Me to stop strimming, and come to the window...

W: Would like some crisps?
Me: No thanks, I've just had breakfast!
W Are you sure? They're very nice!
Me: No really... I've just had...
W: They're Monster Munch!
Me: (trying to funny) I'm 46 and a half!
W: (slightly crestfallen) Oh...
Me: (guilty) I'm sorry... I'll take them then. Thank you very mu...
W: Do you want a can of juice?
Me: I need to get back to work...
W: Oh...

I gave the Monster Munch to a colleague, who made them into a crisp sandwich for his lunch... he's 26.