Forty Hall

This Jacobean house was built in 1632 by the then Lord Mayor of London. A nice place to visit situated in North Enfield.

Question - during a teachers strike day when kids are free to roam about on their own, why do boys ignore the vast acres of adjacent and available park land and decide to kick a football in a car park?

How unfortunate for them that of all the cars to hit, it was the one with someone sitting in it. Out jumped a lady and shouted 'Oi!' to half a dozen secondary school-age boys, all of whom ran off.

Three of them returned ten minutes later, rather sheepishly in search of their lost ball. They were lucky. The lady had contemplated throwing it into a nearby skip. Much to her amusement, they put their hoods up and sneaked around till they retrieved their ball.

She considered blipping the impressive muddy football print which now decorates the bonnet of her car. But blipped the posh house instead.