Bedtime

I stopped at the petrol station on my way home this eve circa 23:40 and this young woman was at the kiosk window in her red dressing gown, blue check pyjamas, bobble hat and pumps.

"Are you gonna let me off the 28p" she asks,

No? Really?you really can't let me off the 28p?are you sure?

Well I'll just take the fags then and leave the fanta.

"Excuse me" says I
"Hello"
"Excuse me"
She turned

"I'll give you the 28p"

Ah fanks love.

And off she went with her bottle of fanta and 10 cigarettes....