So.......

......it's a school football match and if anyone can explain just what is happening here you will receive 10 blipping points!!!

They lost 2-5.

On a completely separate point, let's all applaud my beautiful friend TWW who has very kindly given me her long lens (which I used for this shot) as I'm babysitting her and DDLCs children on Saturday night.

What is that very loud high pitch screaming I can hear??