wholefood order

The village doesn't have a wholefood shop within a certain radius, so we have our own co-operative and order number with a wholesale company. Once a month Morag, Jenny and Aine place a huge order and then organise it neat piles with documentation, give us a text and off we go to collect it. It's a cold job in the winter, but they do get lots of inside info about who orders what - they know where to get a dinner invite !
Our pantry is very full of butterbeans (5kg instead of 2.5kg - my fault), Pinto beans, lentils, chickpeas and figs......are we all heading to the same regular/ farty/bottom jokes? It's going to be a good curry whatever the side effects!