Plumbing the Depths

Of the soul? ..... No

Of grossness? ..... Possibly

Of comedy? ...... Absolutely. Here are some easy peasy Chinese phrases (best said aloud):

1. That’s not right - Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP - Kum Hia
4. Stupid man - Dum Fuk
5. Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table - Ai bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9. Its’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14. He’s cleaning his car - Wo Shin Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great - Fa Kin Su Pah