Hegley.

The great John Hegley and I have worked together a couple of times. The last time I saw him he was going to give me a poster from his show (pictured, he adds redundantly) and then remembered it was for Amnesty and charged me a quid. You could at least sign it ya cheeky bugger. No bother says he and digs out a piece of orange chalk to sign the thing. He's a bit like that.

Greatest ever poetic rhyme by JH:

"John,
doesn't like furniture,
and you give him any,
he'll returniture."