Frankly my dear...

I don't give a damn that these 1950s brocade curtains will need some jiggery Pickett to get them to fit my windows. At £10 they were a bargain! If the worst comes to the worst it'll be a Scarlet O'Hara style frock for me.

Edited to add.... jiggery Pickett? Not what I wrote, but autocorrect, I quite like it, might adopt it...