At the Risk of Sounding Nuts...

I've replaced my toes with grapes.

One of my favourite riffs from MST3k episode 904, 'Werewolf'

Sweetpea has consumed 4 flies today, and managed to cause some damage along the way; a vase, and my coffee cup. And she knocked Nessie onto the floor, and I had to re-glue the eyes on.

On the plus side, I'm saving fly spray.