The pilrig model

I'm getting big. I'm also spending a lot of my time talking to members about 1. When I'm finishing work, (2 weeks and a bit) 2. When the wee man's due (5 weeks and a bit), and 3. What he's going to be called. (not telling)
This piano was left by the puppeteers in their old workshop. Apparently it's beyond tuning now and sounds like a saloon piano from the wild west.
Just tried an Internet search for "the pilrig model" and all that came up was about the pilrig model colonies buildings. Nowt about pianos...