St Paddy's Day!

Irish Philosophy
There are only two things to worry about, either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there's nothing to worry about
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die,
If you get well, there's nothing to worry about
If you die there are two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven or hell
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends.
You don't have time to worry!
SO WHY WORRY