Who's couch is it anyway?

Possession is nine-tenths ten-tenths of Canine Law, which is straightforward, brutish, and devoid of subtlety.

Tally, having lived with humans for most of her life, is aware that we generally don't hold with Canine Law, but when the couch is warm, soft, comfortable and unoccupied she does like to sneak up and try to take full ownership.

Any dog who's been a street dog knows all there is to know about luxury and rapture.