Nightmare Before Christmas

Its that time of the year again, the time to battle throught the crowds of people to go Christmas shopping, to fight over diminishing supplies of crakers and mince pies, to work out whats in and whats definately out with the kids, to bring the tree down from the attic and find a place to put it where its safe from kids and animals remembering that last year we didnt have a 10 stone dog,to buy enough food to feed an army. to wrap and then fimd hiding places for presents, to listen to endless renditions of Slade on the tv and to find out if Scrooge has a fan club. BAH HUMBUG!!!,lol.