St Patrick's Day.

Bandit: Top of the mornin' to you Dylan!
Dylan: What?
Bandit: Sure, it's a lovely day!
Dylan: What's with the Irish accent Bandit?
Bandit: Oh, begorra, Dylan. It's St Patrick's Day today.
Dylan: And who is St Patrick?
Bandit: Ah, Dylan, me lad. He's the Patron Saint of Ireland.
Dylan: But you're not Irish!
Bandit: I am! Sort of!
Dylan: How come?
Bandit: Well, his wife's mother came from Ireland.
Dylan: Do you know there's a rabbit behind you?
Bandit: Dae ye think I'm an eejit?
Happy St Patrick's Day to everyone.
This is a favourite of mine by an Irish band.
"His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the Art school boys"



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