It's a WHAT?

Not a vast amount of Blipification going on just now, but an awful lot of confined to barracks.
After that spot of dampness last week the car was carted off and we subsequently learned that
A) We didn't get a courtesy car until today.
B) Ours is to be put into a "Slow bake oven" over the weekend to dry it out.

Today "The man" (Of clicky fame) took us to Carlisle to collect the replacement. So, while we were there we had the, almost obligatory, wander around an "Asteroid" looking at things electrical.

Wandering past the toasters of all strange shapes, some almost like space-craft, I spotted this peculiar thing.
Closer inspection revealed it to be a combination toaster/poacher.

Is it a Poachster?
Think it'll take a can of sardines?