Water carry on....

Last night, I dreamt that I was swimming in the River Clyde....it was, as you can imagine, very cold and wet. As I came out of the dream, I realised that I really was cold and wet - the bed was soaking!

At first, I thought my waters had broken, but then I remembered I'm not actually pregnant.........

It's a very strange experience, blow-drying your mattress at half three in the morning.....

(PS It wasn't what you lot are thinking - my hot water bottle had burst!)