Expect delays

Today's blip is a warning that a flow of happy runners will come between us and our bacon rolls on Sunday morning.

The Kilomathon is a metric take on the marathon - instead of running 26 odd miles, it's 26 odd kilometres (about 16 miles). Oddly, this year there is actually no Kilomathon, but rather only a half (13.1k), quarter (6.55k) and hardly-worth-your-whileamathon (2.62k). To be fair, the last one is just for weans.

It was all so much easier when it was just a Snickers.