A massive breach of privacy...

Woof! I was lying on the balcony table this morning, enjoying the unbelievably warm March sunshine and grooming my paws, when I looked up and... CATS!! Staring brazenly into my private domain from the next door balcony! What on earth? I didn't even know there were cats living next to me, with nothing but a wall between us! I'll have to rethink my territorial protection strategy! I can't have them spying on me and observing my private grooming rituals... The trouble is, two dogs also live there - that I know for sure, and they are bound to protect their flatmate cats if I so much as growl... Hmm. I think I'll have to lie on the balcony floor from now on - they can't see me there... Woof! Grrrrrr.....

Alfred (affronted) Dog! :-(