Contestant no. 1

LET THE BATTLE OF THE OSTENTATIOUS CHRISTMAS LIGHT DISPLAYS COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!

Contestant no. 1. It's festive, inflatable and fabulous. I love it. It's also very blurry and I apologise for that, but it was blowing a gale out on the main road and I had shaky hands.

I know where all the usual suspects live too, so I'll be waiting with a camera and an eager anticipation.