Mud Plugging

A 30 Km day including a mud plugging session on the Liverpool - Leeds Canal.
Lunch at the Boathouse.
Text from a Friend:
Fr - Audrey tells me you and Tim are out on your bikes.
Me - And?
Fr - Why the hell didn't you invite me !!?
Me - You haven't got a bike.
Fr - Thats not the point.
Me - Yes it is.
Fr - Anyway, there are no coal mines round here so where are you.
Me - Hindley not far from the east lancs road, Astley -ish way.
Fr - no - You've gone to Yorkshire.
Me - There's not many Coal mines left there either.
Texting ended at this point..... I never got to explain.