How do you like them apples?

Fucking Sainburys shopping delivery.

Look at those apples.
In a fucking egg cup.

Pretty sure I didn't select:
Miniature apples for pixies.
Or New! Apples you can eat like peanuts.
Or: 'Make your cock look massive' apples.
Just place one next to your knob, and hey presto!
Your cock looks the size of a Pringles tube made of man meat.


Fucking grrrrr.