The televisions are multiplying

First they came in two by two, then they went forth and multiplied.

Jack's TV broke, so we ordered a cheap and cheerful replacement from Tesco.

It arrives, we unpack the big box to find two identical TVs.

Set up TV one. It works fine, the two days later starts randomly turning on and off.

Aha. No Problem. We have a spare not yet returned.

Set up TV two. White screen. Nothing else.

Ring up Tesco. They immediately offer to collect broken TVs and deliver new TV.

Courier arrives today. Delivers new TV. Refuses to collect any as he has no paperwork for that.

And then there were three.