Mayo and Mac and Cheese

Artur likes to say that the only food I eat is mac and cheese and mayonnaise. For some reason Wegman’s sells them both together in bulk.

For the record, I do not eat an insane amount of mayo. I just put it on turkey sandwiches, which is a completely sane thing to do in America. But, since Arty is from the Ukraine he doesn’t understand the concept of putting condiments on sandwiches.