Oscar Time!

Here I am...on a Sunday. Instead of shoveling my way up to the studio where I can think lofty thoughts and create something worth the effort of casting into bronze, I am going to peruse the ballots of the Academy Awards and make my picks. I shall then wager great sums with my friends and serve them hot dogs and champagne. Oh, party time! Glitz and glamor! Dissing all the gowns on the Red Carpet..."That color is SO wrong for her....and the hair! Do you suppose she even owns a mirror?" "That ass makes her gown look big.."

See...deep down, where it really counts, I am very shallow. Lay your bets, folks.