A couple of weekends ago MOH and I were getting ready to go out and I was puting on my jewellery at the dining table. I left my Pandora bracelet on the table while I ran upstairs to get my scarf and while I was away MOH decided to do some hoovering. (goodness knows why he decided to start hoovering when we were all coated and booted and ready to go but this is the kind of behaviour I live with on a daily basis!)

When I returned he asked me if I had left my earings sitting on the table. Horrified I said that my bracelet had been there only to be told it was now in the hoover.

Now you would be forgiven for wondering why the hose for the hoover was being brandished near the dining table and why it was my fault for leaving my bracelet where it could be hoovered up! I've stilll not worked that one out!

The hoover was emptied and through gritted teeth MOH went through all the dust - nothing. Grudgingly he took the hoover apart and eventually found the bracelet.

Two weeks on MOH still doesn't acknowledge that I wasn't at fault for leaving the bracelet 'lying around close to where he was hoovering' and I still haven't worked out what he was doing hoovering around the top of the table.

So here is the 'offending' bracelet resplendant with new charm to make up for all the trauma.