St David's Day.

Dylan: What day is it today?
Bandit: It's the first of March. St David's Day.
Dylan: Who is St David?
Bandit: He's the Patron Saint of Wales.
Dylan: I don't like the Welsh!
Bandit: Why is that Dylan?
Dylan: They're always eating Welsh Rabbits.
Bandit: That's Welsh Rarebits Dylan. It's cheese on toast.
Dylan: So what do they do on St David's Day?
Bandit: They eat daffodils and wear leeks.
Dylan: Don't you mean the other way round?
Bandit: Not the rabbits I know!
This is one of my favourite tracks by a Welshman.
Have a good weekend.

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