Capital
1) The first execution. Debate was initially had in the Anonyhoose as to whether this was a llama or a giraffe. Judge Louie removed all reasonable doubt by removing any identifiable body parts (and inner squeak apparatus).
2) Ducky's beak was removed early on - but skilfully repaired by the needle of Anonymater. The final blow was dealt however with the removal of a wing - which gave easy access to the squeak apparatus.
3) Clearly an owl. But Louie obviously couldn't stand the regular jibes of "where's your purple pussy Louie?" It led to a short stay of execution for this poor soul.
4) The elephant (from the pound shop). Sturdy tail but it gave up it's squeak all too easily.
5) Clinical - went straight for the leg with this one. Meant he couldn't stay on his elephant obviously. Now in all-male cowboy heaven.
Up to Aberdeen tomorrow for a trip to see the relatives...
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