A square meal

Woody: Go west, young man, go west! I bet the guy who said that ain't been west of Ho Bokin!
[Looks around]
Woody: Not a living thing in sight! Nothing but that... Tree!
[Jumps on the branch and dons a napkin]
Woody: At last - a square meal!
[Starts pecking]
Woody: Petrified!

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